The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
