its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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