? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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