Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
