I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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