they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You work out of a Hotel?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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