you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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