That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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