you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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