everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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