i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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