I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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