i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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