Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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