This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
