the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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