and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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