I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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