This is not my ceiling
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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