so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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