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• (208): View more from Idaho

  all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.

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• (760): View more from California

  she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Well... this vagina won't eat itself

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  I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess

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• (805): View more from California

  Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  how do you know everyone's mad at you?

  (925): View more from California

  I just woke up feeling shameful

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.

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