sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
