come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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