i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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