is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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