i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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