seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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