Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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