i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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