Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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