I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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