Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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