Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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