so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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