Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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