i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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