the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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