if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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