If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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