Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I had to cum in my sink.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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