We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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