A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He felt like a one man threesome
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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