My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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