I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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