i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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