Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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