last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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