But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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