I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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