I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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