he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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