Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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