i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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