thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Randomize
